{"product_id":"separation-anxiety-t-shirt","title":"Separation Anxiety T-shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-left: .25in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"\u003eLet’s be real—you like dogs more than people anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-left: .25in;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003eWarning: Dog people will immediately understand this shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e👕\u003c\/span\u003e Premium Quality: Super soft material for ultimate comfort and light fabric\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🧵\u003c\/span\u003e 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for heather colors)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e📏\u003c\/span\u003e True-to-Size \u0026amp; Pre-Shrunk, Unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💦\u003c\/span\u003e Wash Inside Out for Best Results\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e      \u003c\/span\u003eProudly Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":41153707409480,"sku":"10458523664982706561","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":41153707638856,"sku":"32960037643217655382","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":41153707868232,"sku":"49361007671596968521","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":41153708097608,"sku":"11900140623041369163","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":41153708326984,"sku":"29453123504894761677","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":41153708556360,"sku":"28642593066522433629","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":41153707507784,"sku":"30032483009855571091","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":41153707737160,"sku":"61727065225758089318","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":41153707966536,"sku":"13013022317938792530","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":41153708195912,"sku":"28333462846375852206","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":41153708425288,"sku":"27467958066253358916","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":41153708654664,"sku":"19387287137888480498","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":41153707475016,"sku":"33422616259821136815","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":41153707704392,"sku":"22131899052135275626","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":41153707933768,"sku":"44165711814874413270","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":41153708163144,"sku":"15631514741017969495","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":41153708392520,"sku":"26259002143640149058","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":41153708621896,"sku":"11908096698206174211","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":41153707442248,"sku":"29373523356465898586","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":41153707671624,"sku":"17269178904026339544","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":41153707901000,"sku":"19354628478795849652","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":41153708130376,"sku":"24732383265953088242","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":41153708359752,"sku":"13002046257625940446","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":41153708589128,"sku":"11796756816722025225","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":41153707343944,"sku":"33593198624637663359","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":41153707573320,"sku":"10114735725407689555","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":41153707802696,"sku":"34017497001312586685","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":41153708032072,"sku":"24421957464652843919","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":41153708261448,"sku":"24355042294308860311","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":41153708490824,"sku":"25010173447297876172","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":41153707376712,"sku":"28953746219433396131","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":41153707606088,"sku":"12694049033909859739","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":41153707835464,"sku":"25725598720657704709","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":41153708064840,"sku":"20457352931219144651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":41153708294216,"sku":"19571849863820133758","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":41153708523592,"sku":"77528435282582444282","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":41153707540552,"sku":"22111272608533025765","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":41153707769928,"sku":"30290795064210090199","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":41153707999304,"sku":"26622005095469186043","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":41153708228680,"sku":"12345702092254449319","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":41153708458056,"sku":"15179852465889332551","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":41153708687432,"sku":"31627805098000504192","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/5584\/1096\/files\/BLACK_c1fd7786-b8aa-4ec0-865f-9797ddf978c8.png?v=1780979360","url":"https:\/\/whiskeyswickedtees.com\/products\/separation-anxiety-t-shirt","provider":"Whiskeys Wicked Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}